

Overview
Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.
Cast
Crawford Mackenzie
Stig
Monique
Eamonn
Betty Fuego
David Hasselhoff
Drew Carey
Cathy Lee Crosby
Bruce Jenner
Candy
Dianne Abbott
Gretle Dickens